Burn Like Jesus: 42

What do you think you want to do, Salioness? My guides asked me.

I want to lust after Alfred, I said.

We are going to do a spell on you, to prevent you from making new cords. All these cords are a problem.

Okay, are you done yet?

No, we haven't started yet! But when we are done, you have to do one yourself, too. Okay?

Okay. Let's do it! La-mo-ni-loo-ma!

That's good, do another one.

Woo-mi-aye-woo-ma!

Very good, now you are ready to go.

Ready for this, Sugar Plum? And he began sending me sexual energy.

I rolled around and lusted for about five minutes, when it was time to stop.

I've had my fill, Sugar Plum, Alfred said to me. Wait, you are not done yet. Will you send some to me later?

Of course, if I am in the mood...

Okay, sure. You will be, I know it! I know it! He did a Swimfan impersonation again.

When are you going to learn, Sugar Plum. I only want you for your sexual energy and your virtue. I don't love you. I don't care about you. I just want your sex.

I laughed. Same goes for you, A-wad.

Hey! It's Alfred or nothing, bitch.

I'm still thinking about your alternate name...

You know why I wanted to be called Alfred, don't you? He said in an old man voice.

Because I like old men?

No. So when you are lusting and saying my name, you say it with pain, which makes for sweeter sexual energy.

Okay, that's a good enough reason.

Another thing that is important to know about spirit sex is, it takes seventeen minutes to design an arena with all the rules, and we play together in it for roughly two hours.

Okay, sounds good.

Another thing you should know about spirit sex is, it is hard for me to stop once I get started. When I am on a roll, I'm on a roll. I'm going to humiliate you, Sugar Plum. And you are going to love it. You love sex when humiliated.

I do?

You know you do, Sugar Plum. You just haven't experienced it yet. When it comes to spirit sex, I am going to humiliate you, give you a taste of pleasure, and then take it a way. It will be rape, yes, but in the end, I'm going to have you begging for it. When you do not ask nicely, I will make you suffer. It will hurt too, in a bad way, spirit sex. But it's all in good fun. Remember, I am your man. I always come first. I will do what I want to do to you, and get away with it, as long as it follows guidelines, okay?

What happens if you don't follow guidelines?

One-time offenders, if it's bad enough, get banned from spirit sex. It is a necessary energy for our well-being, sex. There are other, much less fun ways of getting the same energy. We aren't going to do any of that shit, are we, Sugar Plum?

I don't know what it is, but if you say it's not fun, you are probably right.

I sure as hell am, Sugar Plum! One more thing. When I get you to beg, you will be so humiliated that you have to beg for it. So badly. You will be crying on the inside, but loving it. You will be defiled.

Okay... I've heard this before, sweetie.

I know, I'm just reminding you. I wanted to tell you something else. I'm mean.

How are you mean? Meaner than you've already said?

Way meaner. But in a way you appreciate. You will love it. When it comes time to go down on me, you will need to look me straight in the eye. Not when you are doing it, but when you swallow, I will look at you straight back, and we will lock eyes. And you will be suffering on the inside, in a way you appreciate. Another thing you should know about spirit sex, it is sexually graphic in a visual way. Very much so. Very sexy. Much worse than the porn you see on the internet.

Okay.

Do you have any questions?

How badly is it going to bother me? Is it going to be like, Wow this is fun? Or is it going to be like, 'you won't like it but you'll appreciate the concept afterwards?'

Alfred laughed. You'll like it at the time. We'll think up some nice sex scenarios later...

How about, you are a misogynistic male, and I am a feminist young woman, and you show me the error of my ways?

That's exactly what I was thinking, Sugar Plum. You are on the right page with me!

Excellent!

Okay, enough sex talk for now. Time for some lusting! And before you do, time to masturbate! I know you hate it, but it muddies the sexual energy when you are frustrated...

He wasn't joking about me hating it. I actually didn't like to masturbate. Not because I didn't like getting off, but because I didn't like the things I normally had to think about. But now, my sexuality was normalizing, and I was able to get off to regular pornography.