Spiritual Musings on a Chemical World

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Occam's Razor

For today's discussion, let's assert that there are two possibilities for the creation of the universe:

1. God created it. Which begs the question, why does God exist?
2. Since there was something that must have created God, we can just remove the concept of God. And say, the universe just is.

This is what Occam's Razor says.

Anyway, the fallacy here is that in number two, we removed the concept and said (no concept) created the universe. Did a concept create the universe or is the thing that created a universe not considered a concept? ANSWER ME!

Huh?
Say what?

Let me explain. Number one goes like this: (whatever it is that created stuff or concepts) -> (God) -> (Universe)

Number two goes: (whatever created stuff or concepts) -> (whatever created the universe) -> (Universe)

Actually, you failed, Occam's Razor! THAT'S THE SAME NUMBER OF STEPS!!!

Whatever created stuff or concepts is called intellect. To get concepts, you must start with intellect. Also, what is this magical substance that created the universe, Occam's Razor? Sounds like fairy dust, mind you.

However, then you ask Rachel Zuhl's opinion... WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE ASK THAT LOW LIFE'S OPINION?! And she tells you about the concept of...

Spirits before truth! Which states that the purpose of existence isn't for particles and atoms, but rather for spirits to experience!

And she states that, whatever created the universe, sounds like the concept here is "desire." Which is a spirit concept, but the equivalent atom concept here is "energy." Which lacks the why, actually. Why is all this energy sitting around?

Well, why is all this desire sitting around? Are you saying God was just sitting there. Like, in the beginning, there were spirits?

YES! IN THE BEGINNING, there were spirits!

THERE ALWAYS WERE SPIRITS!

But how did the spirits get there? says random person number five.

They were always there, is the answer. Because of the inherent truth, that the universe is GOOD not neutral, so we can START OUT good instead of STARTING OUT without ANYTHING AT ALL!!

And the atheist brings up, well I think the inherent purpose of the universe is energy! ENERGY ALWAYS WAS!

Will it always be? Says kind-hearted soul child number five seven one eighteen.

Yes, it just moves around and after awhile, it evens out and then nothing happens for all of eternity, while we burn in atheistic hell because our minds lack dopamine.

Why is the universe so depressing? says kind-hearted soul child eleven ninety-two.

"I suffer from depression," was the answer of the atheist.