In the beginning, there was a calculator. Only a calculator. It contained two variables. Space, and souls. Both equalled zero! Being meaningless at zero, the two variabled decided to divide by each other. The answer was undefined, "well, you can't divide by zero, so... Undefined could equal the Big Bang. And everything happened!"
What happened next? Does the calculator keep on calculating? Why does it divide them? Why not use multiplication?
Well children, the "divide" function is used to ration out goods across a predetermined surface. If Molly had 3 friends and 8 sodas, she would ration the sodas by dividing 8 by 3.
So, this is about rations, or some might call it rationalizations. When we rationalize, we try to make sense of the world around us and use logical thinking...
Why divide? There is a need for something to exist rather than nothing. That's why. However....
I have to think and revisit this topic later. Hmm? Where should I go next with my sarcasm?
Thank you preacher on the Christian network for exposing this funny atheist theory.
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