I look into your eyes, and I see the soul that's locked within. Your brain fires, and your brain is topped with a wild wad of curly fur!
Ahoy hoy! The wall says to Rachel. Time to drown your sorrow in a bowl of strawberry ice cream!
But before Rachel can move, the floor starts to lurch! Rachel is thrown round and around the room, until someone random helps her out of her impending doom!
Hello, Rachel, it's your beloved friend Mr. X. Please get the ice cream as soon as possible! It helps prevent mental collapse!
Rachel leaves, and when she returns she falls out the open window! When she walks back inside, her friend Mr. X is busy in an important meeting.
But I love you, Mr. X! Please return to me! Rachel wails at the computer screen, at a mere picture of Mr. X. Mr. X does not return. Rachel screams and cries, and only the ice cream pats her on the back and tells her it's going to be all right.
Rachel then leaves her body for a walk. When she returns, the house has become a shack of doom. There are swords falling all over the place!
When Rachel gets up from her nap, she learns she has died and is now a ghost!
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