There was a woman named Elrod. She enjoyed the ways of women. She tried very hard to be beautiful, but failed. Her looks withered with age. She went in for a face lift. When she got to the doctor's place, it was full of young women getting botox. They saw her, and screamed. "Is that what my face will look like in 18 years?" They started sobbing and crying. She tried to leave, but then a police man gave her a ticket for disturbing the peace. When she got home, there was a note on her bed from a former lover. It said, "Don't doubt your mind, it is full of potential."
This woman represents Bette Midler. She is ugly.
There once was a man named Meeny. He enjoyed picking fights. He once picked a fight with a fine young woman named Aili. She enjoyed the fight, but forgot to pack concealer for the bruises. She bitched him out afterwards, telling him never to fight a girl. She wrote a song about it, and made the top 80. Whenever her song played on the radio, Meeny smirked. It reminded him of a lovely fight he had one, that was so fun to win that he could hardly contain his excitement. When Aili met Meeny in the subway, he smirked, and she scowled. This time she had concealer. She challenged him to another fight. She won. When she covered up her bruises with concealer, they still showed through. She put on another coat. They still showed through. She put on another, and another, and every time she got madder and madder. Upon the last coat, she took a knife and scraped them off. She bled to death on the Subway.
Meeny represents wisdom, and Aili represents virtue. When they fight the first time, Meeny wins, and bruises Aili pretty badly. When Aili wins the second time, it is because it is only right. When she is annoyed by the bruises, it is because she cannot get past the people she has scarred along the way to freedom. When Aili passes out, she withers. Because she has forgotten her strict moral upbringing, and cannot understand why she decided revenge was okay. Aili represents virtue of the innocent, who have not learned patience with lesser souls. Meeny smirks at the music, because it is so vengeful. Aili is known for her virtue, but cannot keep track of her own morals when it comes to placing the blame on others.
This parable is representative of the Treaty of Versailles, where Meeny is Germany, and Aili is the rest of the world.
There once was a girl named Elron. She existed without time. One night, she broke a pencil. She got up to get a new one. When she got up, she broke her nose by hitting it against a window. When she closed the window, she broke her finger. When she patched up her finger, she broke her other finger. And then, a ship shipwrecked into her house. The next day, at the funeral, two young men were talking about her. They both told the other that they were spiritually involved with her. They both got jealous, and started sword fighting. When one cut the other's ear off, the other dumped urine on the other. When that guy went home, he wreaked. He took a shower, and there was a rose in the window. It was from Elron. There was a note that said, "You only live once."
Elron represents wild crazy people. When they start going down, the spiral. When Elron is killed, she is killed because crazy decision led to another crazy decision and it wouldn't stop at all so she kept trying to stop it but it wouldn't stop. When Elron dies, her followers love her so much they quarrel over who loved her more. Elron loved them both equally. When the young man gets the rose from Elron, it is because she was taking a chance with him, and did not understand why she needed to make use of better people who loved her a little less. When Elron dies, her death is not a big deal. A lot of people died in the shipwreck. It was a national tragedy.
This story represents the Watergate Scandal because Nixon was on his way out a long time before he actually got booted. When he left, he had many followers. They were not good people. Nixon was a reckloose, and did things of a crazy nature all the time because he was mentally ill.
There once was a movie making genius girl named Allerie. She enjoyed the fine arts. One day, she lived alone, the next, she lived with a boyfriend. They moved in and out of Paris, until one day he left her. When he left her, he gave a reason. She had grown away from what they originally had in common. She lived alone the rest of her days, and died with a man named Frenchwa, who loved her, but did not appreciate her greatness. When they had a child, her name was Eemee. She had a funny looking birthmark on her forehead. When the other children made fun of Eemee, she placed spells on them for them to die cold and lonely. When they got older, they all died alone, in the middle of the Markem Bridge, from suicide attempts. When Eemee saw that she was alone again, earlier in life, she painted a picture on canvas, of her mom, her dad, and her boyfriend, Charlie. The picture had a large fish in it. When you looked at the fish from one angle, it had no smile. When you looked at the fish from another angle, it had no pizzazz. When you squinted really hard and looked at it from a slight left tilt, it created a beautiful halo around your head. It was such a beautiful picture, it went to a big time art contest, but lost. The reason it lost was because after people saw it, they just wanted to go home and paint, and none of the judges who judged the paintings stayed to cast their ballots.
Eemee represents people of a polyamourous persuasion. When she paints, no one watches, but when they look at her painting, they melt. When she makes them pay for their sins, they do what she says, not because of the spell, but because of superior intellect. The painting represents harmony of believes amongst loving individuals. When they all look at the painting, they see a cacophony of different ideas, and it creates peace that dwells deep within. Never underestimate the power of mindfucks. These women who judged the painting never return, and grow longingly for more ideas of a harmonious nature, but never come across them. They lead a beautiful life in lives of polyamory, but pretend to enjoy the art of sex, but usually, enjoy it less than the art of love.
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