Who is Rachel Zuhl?

Without one, there is none.

Who is Rachel Zuhl?

We need to remember the question first. Who is Rachel Zuhl? Is she a spiritual being? Or a random everyday person?

I know her personally, and I can say, we love her. That's what they all say. They don't know her, but they love her. Who is she?

She is a wonderful woman of great intelligence and wisdom. She lives in a house with her parents on the end of a damn road. When she gets to go to the store, she says, whoopee! Out of the house! Because no one ever tells her how wonderful she is.

When they do, it's because they like her. Except, she loves people who do not talk to her, because the people she loves do not talk to her usually. When they do, it is few and far between. When she loves people, she loves. Loves! When she likes people, she does not hate. When she friends people on Facebook, she likes their pictures. When people like her pictures, she does not think they are perverts. Just nice men needing help with their acne.

When Rachel goes to the store, she buys water bottle. When she goes to the house, she buys Facebook page. When she goes to the hospital, she buys food. When she goes to the house again, she withers in ecstasy, not knowing who this foreign lover is.

Wither! They tell her! Wither! You will never make it in the world without us, Rachel! When you get home tonight, breathe deeply and remember. We are your parents. You owe everything to us.

Well, that's not it. When Rachel is old enough to pray alone, she will pray for herself to leave the house and live on her own. For now, it's prayer for meals and holiday parties.