Spiritual Musings on a Chemical World

Friday, June 7, 2013

Three Cheers for Zombie Academy!

Three cheers for zombie academy! Are you experiencing a human emotion? Don't worry!! There are drugs for that!! Human emotions are unhealthy, they should make you feel dirty and full of shame, if feeling dirty and full of shame weren't also human emotions. Side effects to the drugs include massive weight gain, hair loss, breast development and discharge in men, and increased salivation leading to excessive spitting and drooling.

Don't want medication? Who gives a flying fuck what you want? If you refuse your meds, we will have you injected with them!! We have the legal power to do that!!


Don't trust your therapist and Zombie Academy? Don't worry!! No need to put your trust in your therapist! She will steal your private journal and read it to get to know you better!!!

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