Climate Change Deniers: Repent or Perish!

Time for a bath!

What?

Time for a bath!

What? Time for a bath in the raging fire of hell!

Why?

You left out the soap. Take it in with you and remove your mind from the scenario.

What does that mean?

You are dirty, your mind is foul, and you are a heathen. Your blatant disregard for the Earth plane is a crying shame. Now, repent, or take a bath!

The oceans rose, and enveloped the entire planet. Al Gore was there. He looked on. He knew this would happen. Now, it was happening. Now, they had no choice but to bathe in the fire.

Where is the fire? Al asked.

Rachel replied, in the sink. I will show you.

They got on a boat. They sailed across the ocean to the Anarctic. There was dry land. On the shore, Rachel found the soap. They played catch with the soap, before returning to the ocean for a bath.

Where do we find the rhythm and harmony to collide peacefully with the survivors? I asked Al.

Nowhere. We are done for too. I told you this would happen.

But I always knew! I was always plagued by nightmares of this happening! Now it is happening! Why didn't we do something?

We did, but it wasn't enough. The climate change deniers kept egging on the random folk to make them think I was in it for the money.

I know! I watched! I was breathless!

I saw you too, and I knew that. Now it is time for a bath!

NOT A BATH!

Yes, a bath. Let's scrape clean the wild people off your backside.

I turned over, and there were wild people all over my backside, like he said! They were mean money grubby climate change deniers. They looked mad.

Why are they mad? I asked. They got what they wanted!

They don't like the outcome. They didn't know it would come on so quickly!

I liked what he was saying, but I looked on in horror. There was a bird shaped envelope in front of me. God had a memo!

DON'T WATCH! RUN!

We ran. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. We walked to the back of a fire engine and got on board. When we were done, the planet had crumbled into nothing. We were floating in the air. Soon, a bird arrived to tell us our fate.

YOU WILL DIE!

I died first, he died last.

Danny Elfman: The Wonder Man

I would like to take a minute to talk about my favorite music artist, Danny Elfman!

Danny Elfman is very intelligent when it comes to music. He writes music and it sounds heavenly. Except, usually it doesn't sound heavenly. It usually sounds whimsical or mysterious.

One day, a long time ago, I was listening to the South Park soundtrack! I was listening, and I decided I liked musicals. When I got home from Innercept, I was looking for the Cats soundtrack when I found the Nightmare before Christmas soundtrack instead. I decided to take it for a listen. I went upstairs to my room and loaded the soundtrack into iTunes. When I did so, I was impressed with this man Danny Elfman. I was taken aback by how wonderful the music sounded! I looked him up on wikipedia, and I found out he wrote the theme song for Simpsons too! Wow! The best song ever!

We in the spirit world know these kinds of songs. There are certain types of songs that evoke hard to reach emotions, and there is no Earth word to describe that kind of song! They are hard to write! Very hard! But Danny Elfman wrote the best one ever in the Simpsons theme song. It is the hardest to reach emotion of any song! There are others, like the Candy man song, which I hate. There is the song about how loving you is easy because you're beautiful. There is that song So Happy Together. There are quite a few Christmas songs, which evoke hard to reach emotions. Greensleeves is another. There are many more! They are hard to write! Danny Elfman wrote the best song ever for the Simpsons theme!

I was so taken aback by Danny Elfman's whimsical music, that I developed a crush cord to him. When I got a little bit older, I decided I was in love with Danny Elfman! I liked him in that way! But now I don't care anymore.

I got into his band, Oingo Boingo. It's a good band! There are some good songs. My favorite songs are Insanity, Change, Grey Matter, Stay, Weird Science, Controller, Imposter, and Sweat. My favorite song is Insanity of them all. It is a good song for thinking of things to come!

When I get a little bit older, I will meet Danny Elfman. I will tell him I am his best fan, not his biggest, because big is a good word to describe freaks. After that, I will tell him why I like him. Because his mind is crazy smart!