Millions of Strings

So I realized the other day regarding getting saved: maybe, you only need to accept Jesus as your savior if you aren't famous.

The point of being saved is to save the mortal soul. But if people remember who you are for a long time after you are dead, you are already immortal! You have made so many emotional ties to other souls, like little strings connecting your soul to theirs. That way, if you have millions of strings like this, when you die, the little strings lift your soul up and send it to heaven.

Maybe, you only go to the fiery pit of hell if everyone forgets who you are.

This is why it's important to make social connections. You need strings, dammit! STRINGS! Make some more strings!

Strings enter your astral body, and enter some of the chakras. Energetic cords tie your body and soul to other peoples' bodies and souls.

Maybe, if we can form a whole bunch of strings, we can work as a unit. And the saved souls will float like a balloon filled with helium, float into the eternal bliss of heaven.

Maybe, though, enough people have to be saved, or the unsaved souls will weigh us down and bring everyone to hell.

Which is why Jesus recommends only associating with holy, Christian folk, not heathens.

CONVERT THE HEATHENS!!