Energy Rebalancing: From Nervous Wreck, to Commander Cool

When I was 27, I got in touch with my spirit guides. I was so happy because for a long time I had been obsessed with psychic stuff, yet not able to harness my own power, suddenly I was psychic. It is a long story and I don't want to get into it here, what I want to talk about here is energy rebalancing. From age 14, I had taken Adderall. I also took Ritalin as a child. The prescription drugs do say, not for longterm use. As I took Adderall every day, a drug that enhances dopamine, the equilibrium reacts by shutting down dopamine production. Over time, this turned me into a nervous wreck. I had to avoid topics in my mind, and when the right topics came up, I would start screaming my calming word "spirits," and acting like I was going haywire.

My spirit guides told me they were going to do something called energy rebalancing, to correct the longterm damage that was caused by the Adderall. The doctors didn't even know that this was a side effect of longterm Adderall use, they just told me not to be so hard on myself. But I couldn't stop flipping out about little things that were embarrassing that I should have just let go, no one is perfect. It bothered the people around me that I couldn't just stay calm.

In the summer of 2014, my spirit guides started doing energy rebalancing. At first, I was in turmoil, my body started releasing a whole bunch of adrenal that had built up in my system from the Adderall. It was painful, but after about a week, I felt some sort of zest for life that I used to only feel on Adderall, when I was off it and sober. It was a miracle! Over the course of the next year, the biochemical damage, the "dark spots" as I called them, over time they ceased to bother me. I calmed down, mellowed out, and was back to normal, off drugs.

This is just one form of energy rebalancing. They do it for all drugs, except Thorazine, which is too complicated. For alcoholism, if you do not get energy rebalancing, it leaves life feeling dreary.

I can't imagine going off Adderall without energy rebalancing. I wouldn't have been able to feel happy, I would have always felt incomplete.

My spirit guides are announcing that they may do energy rebalancing for a fee. Email me at TheSpiritGirl@yahoo.com.

This is not a scam. There are a lot of paranormal scams, like the one where the psychic tells you you have a lot of negative energy that needs clearing. Sometimes people do though, which is the thing. But this is a common scam.

Write me about energy rebalancing!

-Rachel Zuhl

Danny Elfman's Story Request

Innercept, 2010

Oil spill on the news.

I was living in the little suburbia duplex with the other misfits and scoundrels that were hopeless cases. The others, or the peeps, or some kind of clan... We inhabited a house and didn't have to bust our asses working because our parents were giving us a comfortable lifestyle with no driving.

Anyway... I was withdrawing from Geodon at the time, or maybe still had it in my system. It was summer, and I was sunning myself, but I sunned none. Except the Almighty Son, and his sons of mine are family witherspoon.

In my spare time, I wanted to write a musical. I got fixated on musicals, so I programmed a dinky random note generator, plugged it into my Garageband equipment, and came up with creative sounds. All by myself. In the summer of 2010. The trick was to dink around and shift the notes some, creative genius.

And this was when I was so far gone, they thought there was no bringing Rachel back. The bipolar disorder had cycled out of control.

Truth: Honesty, God, and America First Please

I tell the truth. When I say I am joking, I kid.

When are you lying? I lie about alcohol. I lie because it keeps me alive, believe it or not.

****RELISH****

What were the police doing at my Subway location yesterday, hmm? I am law-abiding, sitting and have a sandwich at Subway, and why did Rachel... She went to the restroom for an awful long time and when she came out, the police were still standing at the counter. I have committed no crime. Are you mad at me about something? Tell me, ENGLISH!

ENGLIASH!!!

Donald Trump: The World's Fastest Swimmer

Nothing like rewatching the newstory about how Donald Trump made headlines. When he fumbles, the world looks on. With succes after success, God only knows if he's in God's favor or not, but at least Donald Trump tries. He tries to make the best impression, and as some don't really fathom, he bit the right human.

Forgive us, we are only the peasant spirit doers. We have no interest in humiliating Donald Trump, only in bending him in the right direction that will prove an advantage in the polls. Donald Trump, young at 78, will never be better than Bill Clinton. He knows he can never live up to the master, Bill Clinton. Instead, he scoffs at his supporters, makes them drink his piss, and wipes us a new one every time we dream about him. How long can this possibly go on? Will he ever confess to God his sins?

One person, Rachel Zuhl, thinks he will surprise everyone. What a presidency! He walked into the white house less than a month ago, and he is already stomping around like he owns the place! The hypocrisy!

He could visit the poor, the sick, the needy (in essence, the Rachel Zuhls of the world), instead, he finds hope on the golf course. He swings and bats and gets shit done, is what all his consituents say. I say differently. DJT, you need to realize that this is a steady time of shit the world is giving the American people. We need someone who knows the right tricks, the tools of the trade, not the eye-candy cherry eater he often turns the smiles of the folks upside down, how cruel. Upside down, all the blood flows to the brain, and turns you into a mile a minute thinking, laugher, and conceptualizer. In essence, Rachel Zuhl.

Can he live on envying the extraordinary, while chewing on the ordinary? No one really knows. They only know that if he fails, we don't get a better president of the United States. In fact, we don't know if that man has any rapist algorithms on his computer, even. The horror.

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